The Top Ten Reasons that You are Confused about Cannabis’s Effects

If you believed everything that scientists have said about cannabis then you would believe that cannabis causes cancer AND cures cancer, cannabis causes violent fits of vomiting AND stops violent fits of vomiting, cannabis kills brain cells AND heals brain cells, cannabis causes schizophrenia AND treats schizophrenia, cannabis permanently worsens your memory AND improves your memory, cannabis makes you lazy AND makes you work hard and cannabis makes you dumber AND makes you smarter. Does anyone see a pattern here? If you try to put this data together like a puzzle to understand cannabis you will see that some of the information about cannabis that comes from scientists just doesn’t fit together. Here are the top ten reasons that you are confused about cannabis’s effects.

  1. Big Pharma doesn’t want you using cannabis
  2. Some scientists are being paid to make bogus scientific studies about cannabis
  3. There are thousands of different strains of cannabis and they all have different effects
  4. The US government has been lobbied to stop scientific studies that show cannabis has medical effects
  5. A dramatic false article headline about cannabis gets more attention than a truthful headline
  6. Some people want to rain on cannabis’s medical parade
  7. There is no 100% reliable way to use science to prove a medical statement is true (The FDA is corrupt)
  8. There are few reliable places to learn about cannabis’s real effects
  9. Talking about cannabis’s real effects could damage your reputation if you are a doctor, a politician or a scientist
  10. Cognitive dissonance stops people from believing cannabis’s medical properties

I could write an entire book explaining these ten reasons in detail so I can’t explain all of them in just one blog post. I will write a detailed blog post for each reason in the next couple of weeks to explain all of them.

Love,
Peter, an aspiring creapoint* billionaire
*Creapoint (noun) a point that is used to measure the amount of positive occurrences.
If you want to learn more about the leading edge medical properties of cannabis and about the vocabulary that I created for morality then read my book “Cannabis Paradise: Cognitive Dissonance”. If you want to read the most complete medical cannabis book ever written so that you can understand medical cannabis in detail then you will like my other book “Cannabis: The Key to Becoming Nigh-Immortal”. Both books are available on all major e-book stores.

The time that I saved my dog’s life with cannabis

A couple years ago my dog named Hercules got really sick. He was usually a very active and hyper dog, but one day he stayed in his bed the whole day. When we called him to us he would try to get up, but he didn’t have the strength to stand. He refused to eat or drink anything. He just stayed in his doggy bed the whole day. The next day he was worse and he couldn’t even lift his head up. He kept whimpering and my whole family expected the worse. We searched online for a health problem that might match how he was acting. The internet said that he may have had a stroke, heart attack or maybe he had a blood clot. It wasn’t clear what was wrong with him, but the internet highly recommended that we give him an anti-inflammatory drug. We couldn’t give him any liquid or solid anti-inflammatory because he kept his mouth shut and growled when we tried to put anything into his mouth.

He barely had his eyes open that night and he refused any type of delicious food or any water that we put in front of him. We talked about it as a family and we agreed that this was probably going to be his last night with us. That is when I got the idea to try to use cannabis to give him the anti-inflammatory that he needed. Even though we couldn’t get him to eat, drink or open his mouth without him growling menacingly at us, I knew that there was a way to get him to consume an anti-inflammatory via the air. I was aware at the time of cannabis’s amazing anti-inflammatory effects.

So I picked up his doggy bed and put it under a little tent fort. Then I brought in a vaporizer that was packed with cannabis. I put my hand on his stomach to detect when he was inhaling. Then I took in huge puffs of vaporized cannabis and blew it at his face whenever he inhaled air. The tent fort kept all of the vaporized medicine inside of the enclosed area for extra healing. I did this for thirty minutes and the whole time I didn’t notice him improve at all. Instead he closed his eyes to sleep and I thought that he was about to die, but forty minutes later he woke up, walked out of his doggy bed, drank a lot of water and ate a huge meal. After that cannabis treatment he acted like he had been completely cured.

It took an hour for the effects to kick in, but immediately afterward he was back to his frisky energetic self. My family was not aware that he had received a medical cannabis treatment and they were in shock that there almost dead dog was drinking, eating and back to his normal self. This memory really cemented into my mind how cannabis could help you save your pet’s lives and how it could help you take care of your loved ones. Cannabis allowed me to get an anti-inflammatory medicine into my stubborn dog’s body and it saved his life. Later on I told my family what I had done and they agreed that he would definitely have died without that medical cannabis treatment.

I love cannabis for so many reasons, but I love it mostly because it gives me the power to protect, heal and save my loved ones.

Peter, an aspiring creapoint* billionaire
*Creapoint (noun) a point that is used to measure the amount of positive occurrences.
If you want to learn more about the leading edge medical properties of cannabis and about the vocabulary that I created for morality then read my book “Cannabis Paradise: Cognitive Dissonance”. It’s available on amazon and all major e-book stores.

Who is the most influential cannabis activist in the world? His name is…

Rick Simpson

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Why is he the most influential cannabis activist in the world? I can’t explain why in just a sentence, but I can put together the puzzle pieces in this blog post so that you can understand how I arrived to that conclusion.

Puzzle Piece # 1

I used to collect coins and rocks, but I lost interest in that because rocks and coins aren’t very useful. Now I collect information on cannabis because that is VERY useful. My favorite pieces of information that I love to collect about cannabis are the effects that it has on the human body. Someone on Twitter the other day said that he thought that I was going too far by saying cannabis can create paradise. I didn’t tell this to him, but in my head I was like “yeah, it may seem like that if you aren’t aware of the fact that cannabis is by far the healthiest vegetable and the most effective, versatile and safe medicine in the world”. Cannabis can create paradise because the amount of resources it can save by efficiently healing people better than most pharmaceuticals, encouraging optimum health in everyone and creating millions of jobs. The Twitterer did not believe in my statement because he hadn’t seen the vast number of effects of cannabis that I had collected so far.

Do you want to see my collection?

This is what I have discovered from years of research. These are the effects that scientists have discovered that cannabis has on your body:

Cannabis: analgesic, anti-inflammatory, appetite stimulant, anti-emetic, intestinal anti-prokinetic, anxiolytic, anti-psychotic, anti-epileptic, antispasmodic, sedative, immunosuppresive, anti-diabetic, neuroprotective, antipsoriatic, anti-ischemic, antibiotic, anti-proliferative, bone stimulant, vasorelaxant, antidepressant, allograft stimulant, neurogenicpromoter, antioxidant, anti-proliferative, anti glaucoma, anti-coagulant, anti-sleep apnea, anti-fungal, antibiotic, antiviral, antimicrobial, neurogenicstimulant, immunomodulant, anorectic, vasoconstrictor, anti-mutagenic, gastro-oesophageal reflux, cytoprotective, blood flow stimulant, immunopotentiator, anti-candidal, estrogenic, anti-fibrosis, antipyretic, anti-neoplastic, angiogenic, memory retention enhancer, anti-convulsant, anti-tremor, anti-acne, antiparasitic, apoptosis inducer, bronchodilator, antiprotozoal, antiseptic, anti-helicobacter, anti-ulcer, antimalarial, anti-aging, anti-irritant, antithrombotic, carminative, diuretic, febrifuge, laxative, insecticide, rubefacient, stimulant, sudorific, vermifuge, vulnerary, antigenotoxic, antiplatelet, AChe inhibitory, antielastase, antihepatotoxic, hepatoprotective, vasodilative, anticholinesterase, anti-acetylcholinesterase, antifatigue, muscular relaxant, hypotensive, antirheumatic, anthelmintic, hepatotonic, choleretic, gastroprotective, anti-ulcer, antitussive, expectorant, anticatarrhal, anti-caries, anti-plaque, pesticidal, herbicidal, anesthetic, antitumor, intestinal disinfectant, antileishmaniasis, antiasthmatic, alertness promoter, focus promoter, free radical deactivator

For the sake of comparing here are the other three most medicinal plants in the world and their effects on the body:

Ginseng: anti-inflammatory, anti-coagulant, antioxidant, immunostimulant, anti-viral, anti-mutagenic

Garlic: antibiotic, antimicrobial, antiviral, antifungal, antioxidant

Ginko Biloba: antidepressant, antioxidant, anti-coagulant, antibiotic, antimicrobial

Puzzle Piece # 2

I love numbers, but not because I am good at math. I love numbers because they help me measure the world. Numbers allow me to compare with more accuracy. A couple years ago I discovered there was no number system to measure moral behaviors. So I created one. Now thanks to The Mathematics of Morality, I can measure all of the moral behaviors that I see with numbers. Where am I going with this? What I measure with The Mathematics of Morality is moral or immoral behaviors. Moral behaviors score creapoints and immoral behaviors score destrupoints.

What does this have to do with cannabis activists?

The topic of cannabis and morality go hand in hand. You can’t talk about the legality of cannabis without touching upon morality. In my opinion, the most morally righteous actions on earth can be produced through cannabis. It is difficult for me to talk about morality and cannabis without using the words that I created. So to understand what I am talking about more accurately here are some definitions of the words that I created for The Mathematics of Morality.

Creality (noun) is the acceleration of paradise.

Crea (noun) is any living being that is creatonic, anyone that has positive intentions and has succeeded at doing more good than bad.

Creatonic (adjective) is crea-like, having positive intentions and the ability to turn the creawheel more than the destruwheel.

Creaturnic (adjective) anything that has turned the creawheel more than it has turned the destruwheel.

Creawheel (noun) a symbolic wheel that turns every time something good happens, something helpful happens or a problem is solved.

Creapoint (noun) a point that is used to measure the amount of positive occurrences.

Creatonically (adverb) in a creatonic way, in a way that is based on positive intentions and succeeds at doing more good than bad.

From everything that I have learned, I have arrived to the conclusion that cannabis is the most creaturnic tool on earth. This conclusion is based upon the fact that cannabis has hundreds of medical chemical compounds in it that produce the medical effects that I listed above in the first puzzle piece. Cannabis, if used to it’s fullest potential, can create more paradise than any other tool. This means that by default the people who are creatonically using cannabis and cannabis information are the people that are scoring the most creapoints. So to find out who is the best cannabis activist I just need to estimate which cannabis activist has scored the most creapoints based on The Mathematics of Morality.

Puzzle Piece # 3

So then which creatonic cannabis behaviors score the most creapoints? Funding the medical cannabis movement scores creapoints, being part of a pro-cannabis organization or company scores creapoints, healing people with cannabis scores creapoints and teaching people about cannabis scores creapoints. All of these behaviors are crucial for the cannabis movement and for creating paradise. These behaviors turn the creawheel faster by increasing creality. The people who do these behaviors are almost always creas because they have scored so many creapoints with cannabis.

So to detect who is the most creatonic cannabis activist you just need to estimate whose cannabis activism style has been the most effective at scoring creapoints. Although there are many different types of creatonic cannabis behaviors that help the cannabis movement, some behaviors score way more creapoints than others. According to my estimates saving someone’s life by curing their cancer with cannabis oil scores about ten creapoints. Being such an effective cannabis teacher that you get a person to believe in cannabis’s incredible medical power and end up converting them into a cannabis activist that preaches about cannabis’s medical properties and heals people with cannabis can score 100 to 1000 creapoints or more. Getting the information that cannabis can cure cancer out to millions of people scores tens of millions of creapoints.

So why is Rick Simpson the most influential cannabis activist in the world? Legalizing cannabis is a numbers game. Getting many people to change their views on cannabis and getting people to invest time in teaching about cannabis is so crucial to the cannabis movement. Of course we need rich people to help fund the changing of laws and we need politicians to put effort into making cannabis more accessible, but no amount of money and no politician can change the cannabis laws if they don’t have the people behind them.

The cannabis movement needs cannabis activists, cannabis teachers and people who believe that legalizing cannabis is good for the world. According to my estimations Rick Simpson has converted millions of people into cannabis believers, cannabis teachers and cannabis activists. Rick Simpson was the first person to say that cannabis is not just medicinal, it’s super medicinal and then he got that information out to millions with his documentary “Run From The Cure“.

Rick was the first cannabis activist to focus primarily on making the argument that cannabis should be legal because it’s extremely medicinal, it can save millions of lives and it can make the world a much better place. Rick was also the first person to grow cannabis and personally heal hundreds of people with cannabis oil for free. He is a full-time cannabis activist who has written two books on cannabis. He uses the money that he makes from “Phoenix Tears: The Rick Simpson Story” and “Natures Answer For Cancer” to continue going all around the world educating people specifically on the medical properties of cannabis.

He has appeared on dozens on radio shows, dozens of interviews and he has been on television shows several times as well. He goes all around the world giving speeches to people about the medical properties of cannabis. I have never seen any other cannabis activist that uses his time more efficiently and effectively to convince millions to become either cannabis believers, teachers or activists. I believe he is at the very heart of the cannabis movement. When it comes to teaching people about the real medical potential of cannabis Rick has done a much better job than any other person in the world. He wears himself out talking about cannabis to every person that he can. His facebook page has over 300,000 likes so far which goes to show that he has impacted so many people with his cannabis activism.

According to my estimates, since cannabis is the most creaturnic tool on earth, since educating people on a massive scale about the medical properties of cannabis is the most effective tool for fueling the cannabis movement and since Rick has been the most effective person at teaching the medical properties to the most people, Rick is the first and only creapoint billionaire. If you want to learn more about the most creatonic person on earth you can see his website here. If you want to fund the cannabis movement, increase creality and make sure that people with cancer and many other ailments acquire the information they need to survive then donating to Rick Simpson is the best bang for your buck. In my opinion he scores more creapoints per dollar than any other person that I know. You can donate here.

The reason I wrote this blog post is because I see the potential that cannabis has to create a paradise. That is why I wrote my educational cannabis novel “Cannabis Paradise“. I am very passionate about cannabis and I appreciate the cannabis activists that are helping the cannabis movement. I want people to know who Rick is and I want more people to support him. If I had a million dollars I would give it to this man without even thinking about it. According to The Mathematics of Morality the fastest way to create paradise is to find the person who is creating the most paradise and then fund him. That person is Rick Simpson.

Love,
Peter, an aspiring creapoint* billionaire
*Creapoint (noun) a point that is used to measure the amount of positive occurrences.
If you want to learn more about the cutting edge medical properties of cannabis and about the vocabulary that I created for morality then read my book “Cannabis Paradise: Cognitive Dissonance”. It’s available on amazon and all major e-book stores.

Cannabis cures diabetes! Here is the detailed explanation of how it cures diabetes.

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Today I want to talk about using cannabis oil to cure diabetes. Smoking a bowl of cannabis will never cure anything, but orally consuming 60 to 300 grams of whole extract cannabis oil over a period of 2 to 6 months has shown to cure many health problems, including diabetes. There are different types of diabetes and depending on how long you have had diabetes the amount of cannabis oil needed to cure it will vary. The three main types of diabetes are Diabetes 1, Diabetes 2 and Gestational Diabetes. The medical society loves treating people with diabetes by using pharmaceuticals and insulin. They don’t want you to be cured because then they can’t profit from your health problem anymore.

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People have cured their diabetes with cannabis oil, but the longer you have had the diabetes the more you will need to eat a healthy diet and continue orally consuming cannabis oil. I recommend eating as much cannabis oil per day as you can afford and take without getting too intoxicated. The max amount of cannabis oil a human can eat per day varies from 3 to 5 grams depending on the person. If they eat more they won’t be harmed, but they might get diarrhea. I believe the more cannabis oil you can get into your system per day the better. Especially if you are trying to cure something.

The human body does have powerful regenerative abilities if its given the right tools to heal. I will first explain how cannabis oil cures diabetes with more medical terms, then I will explain in layman’s terms. Cannabis oil has many medical chemical compounds in it. The ones that I will be focusing on now are the cannabinoids. Presence of cannabinoids (THC/CBD) in liver increases production of Treg cells. Treg cells protect the beta-islets in the pancreas. Presently, the only way to replace missing endogenous cannabinoids is via the cannabinoids in the cannabis plant. All living creatures contain cannabinoids. What is interesting is that humans and the cannabis plant have cannabinoids that are of identical shape and function. Indirectly, the U.S. Department of Health and Human Services has actually proven cannabis cures diabetes. The U.S. Department of Health and Human Services has proven that increasing Treg cell count cures diabetes and also that THC increases Treg cell count significantly.

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Here is another explanation: Diabetes stems from a pancreas being damaged to the point to where it does not produce enough insulin or the cells of the body not responding properly to the insulin. In the case of the pancreas being the problem, cannabis oil can restore your pancreas to full health so that it can properly create enough insulin. If the cells are the problem then the cannabinoids heal the cell and signal them to start working properly again.

Dr. Robert J. Melamede, Ph.D. has been the Member of Scientific Advisor Board at Cannabis Science, Inc. since June 2014. Dr. Melamede served as a Scientific Advisor of New Colombia Resources, Inc. since April 22, 2014. He also serves as a Scientific Advisor for Cannabis Therapeutics as well as a variety other of state dispensaries and marijuana patient advocacy groups. According to Dr. Robert the Endocannabinoid System is a multi-scaled, global homeostatic regulator of every cell in our body.

This has been proven to be true considering that scientists have discovered that medical chemical compounds in cannabis help all 210 cell types in our body function more effectively. What this means is that people who have used high amounts of cannabis oil in combination with proper diets have had their inner organs completely rejuvenated. Cannabis oil is excellent at rejuvenating the pancreas.

Many people have been posting youtube videos and pictures of their cancer being cured with cannabis oil. Unfortunately very few of the people who have cured their diabetes with cannabis oil have been vocal about it on the internet. I am writing this blog post to encourage people with diabetes to cure their diabetes with cannabis oil and then make videos or write articles about it. The world needs to know what cannabis oil is capable of.

Rick Simpson talked about cannabis oil curing diabetes in his book “Nature’s Answer for Cancer”. He talks about the people that have been cured with cannabis oil and how not all of the people who used cannabis oil were able to completely stop using insulin. As of now no one knows if that is because the people who weren’t completely cured used too little cannabis oil or if their diet was so bad that it prevented the full healing that was needed. We need more people to make videos like this.

In that video the man lets the world know that he has been completely cured of diabetes by using high amounts of cannabis. Completely curing your diabetes is infinitely better than buying insulin or pharmaceuticals for the rest of your life. Please go ahead and cure your diabetes. Then please help others by letting everyone know that it DOES work. I am really passionate about teaching people about the medical properties of cannabis. That is why I wrote my educational cannabis novel “Cannabis Paradise” to teach people about the most advanced science on the medical chemical compounds in cannabis.

Love,
Peter, an aspiring creapoint* billionaire
*Creapoint (noun) a point that is used to measure the amount of positive occurrences.
If you want to learn more about the cutting edge medical properties of cannabis and about the vocabulary that I created for morality then read my book “Cannabis Paradise: Cognitive Dissonance”. It’s available on amazon and all major e-book stores.

Why GW Pharmaceuticals Counts on You Being Uneducated to Sell You its Garbage Cannabis-Based Medicine. This is an Epilepsy Blogpost.

Pharmaceutical companies have a big problem with medical cannabis. There are too many chemical compounds in it so they can’t patent the whole plant, but the plant creates way better medicine than what any pharmaceutical company can make. So what do they do?

They trash talk the plant while they patent individual medical chemical compounds in order to make very weak cannabis medicine. First pharmaceutical companies were like “Cannabis is so bad for you! It gives you lung problems and cancer! We are the heroes because we take the medicinal parts of cannabis out so that you dont have to harm yourself with the harmful side of cannabis!”.

Then people edcuated themselves and learned that those were lies and cannabis does not cause cancer or lung problems. So they changed their strategy and started saying “Smoking cannabis is 20 times more harmful than tobacco! We are the heroes because we make cannabis pharmaceuticals so that you don’t have to smoke the plant and harm yourself!”.

Then people educated themselves and learned that those were more lies and cannabis flowers can be eaten, applied topically and vaporized so that you can benefit from its medical properties without smoking it. So the pharmaceutical companies have changed their strategy again and now they are saying “But cannabis gets you high! So we are the heroes because we take out the horrible high from the plant so that you can use the medicine without getting high!”.

Now people are educating themselves to the fact that there are many ways to avoid getting high if you don’t like the high. Any cannabis strain that you eat without heating it up first will not get you high. Many cannabis strains won’t get you high even if you do heat them up. You can also gain a tolerance to intoxicating strains when they are heated up. You can do that even to the point where they don’t get you high anymore because your tolerance is so high. So people are learning that pharmaceutical companies are just trying to get you to stop using medical cannabis because they don’t profit from a plant that you can grow in your yard and instead they want you to buy their extremely profitable drugs.

I am going to use one of GW Pharmaceuticals’s drugs and compare it to the whole plant medicine. The main ingredient in Epidiolex is CBD(Cannabidiol). Epidiolex is being used to stop seizures because of CBD’s anti-epileptic properties. Do you know why Epidiolex stops some seizures and why cannabis oil made from the whole plant stops all seizures? You just need to compare the ingredients. If you want to stop seizures which medicine would you choose?

Epidiolex with CBD that is anti-epileptic and anti-convulsant. Or….
Cannabis oil with CBD that is anti-epileptic and anti-convulsant, THC that is antispasmodic, anti-epileptic and anti-tremor, CBG that is anti-epileptic, THCa that is anti-epileptic and antispasmodic, CBN that is antispasmodic and anti-epileptic,
THCV that is anti-epileptic, CBDV that is anti-epileptic, Linalool that is enti-epileptic and Myrcene that is antispasmodic.

Cannabis oil has over 100 medical chemical compounds in it that all synergistically heal your body in every way and it has nine medical chemical compounds for stopping seizures. No wonder cannabis oil stops ALL seizures and Epidiolex stops only some seizures. If you want to stop seizures nine medical chemical compounds that are great for stopping seizures are always going to be better than just one medical chemical compound for stopping seizures.

So what do you prefer? Cheap medicine that you can grow in your yard for free and can stop all of your seizures OR GW Pharmaceuticals’s drug which costs hundreds of dollars and only stops some seizures?

Pharmaceutical companies love to pretend that they are the heroes by dramatically reducing the medical effectiveness of cannabis medicine and selling it back to you for 100 times the price. I have no respect for pharmaceutical companies that lobby the US government to keep medical cannabis illegal, while they water down the medical effectiveness of the plant and try to rip people off by selling garbage overpriced medicine back to the customer.

A day will come when almost everyone sees through Big Pharma’s lies and stops buying their crap. I hope that day arrives soon.

Love,
Peter, an aspiring creapoint* billionaire

*Creapoint (noun) a point that is used to measure the amount of positive occurrences.

If you want to learn more about the cutting edge medical properties of cannabis and about the vocabulary that I created for morality then read my book “Cannabis Paradise: Cognitive Dissonance”. It’s available on amazon and all major e-book stores.

If you want to learn about the REAL medical properties of cannabis I would start with the documentary “Run From The Cure”

Here is the link to watch that documentary for free. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmYNLNF7NBw
Why do I suggest that people watch it? This documentary was released about a decade ago, but it is still considered to be the most leading edge documentary on medical cannabis. The first time I watched it I didn’t believe the claims it taught. Then I watched it again and then I started researching all of the claims about medical cannabis that are made in the documentary and I slowly realized that the things that Rick Simpson was saying were backed by hundreds of scientific studies. In fact cannabis has been studied more for it’s medical properties than any other plant.
6 years later and after hundreds and hundreds of hours spent on reading every single scientific study on cannabis that I could find, I finished my novel Cannabis Paradise. I wrote it because I hope that by using entertainment as a way to teach cannabis’s medical properties that the real medical potential of cannabis will go mainstream. Cannabis’s medical powers are far beyond what people think. Here is an excerpt from my next book:
“So what are the medical properties of cannabis that keep on hyping the plant as being the best medicine in the world? I will tell you soon, but for the sake of understanding the magnitude of just how medicinal cannabis really is I want to first compare it to three other medicinal plants that are found in nature. These three medicinal plant’s are widely used and considered to be some of the most medicinal plants on Earth. They are garlic, ginseng and gingko biloba. Let’s compare how many medicinal properties these plants have and then take a look at how they compare to cannabis’s medicinal properties.
Ginseng: anti-inflammatory, anti-coagulant, antioxidant, immunostimulant, anti-viral and anti-mutagenic,
Garlic: antibiotic, antimicrobial, antiviral, antifungal and antioxidant
Ginko Biloba: antidepressant, antioxidant, anti-coagulant, antibiotic and antimicrobial
Cannabis: analgesic, anti-inflammatory, appetite stimulant, anti-emetic, intestinal anti-prokinetic, anxiolytic, anti-psychotic, anti-epileptic, antispasmodic, sedative, immunosuppresive, anti-diabetic, neuroprotective, antipsoriatic, anti-ischemic, antibiotic, anti-proliferative, bone stimulant, vasorelaxant, antidepressant, allograft stimulant, neurogenicpromoter, antioxidant, anti-proliferative, intraocular eye pressure, anti-coagulant, anti-sleep apnea, anti-fungal, antibiotic, antiviral, antimicrobial, neurogenicstimulant, immunomodulant, anorectic, vasoconstrictor, anti-mutagenic, gastro-oesophageal reflux, cytoprotective, blood flow stimulant, immunopotentiator, anti-candidal, estrogenic, anti-fibrosis, antipyretic, anti-neoplastic, angiogenic, memory retention enhancer, and bronchodilator.”
Love,
Peter, an aspiring creapoint* billionaire
*Creapoint (noun) a point that is used to measure the amount of positive occurrences.